Has anybody heard the joke about the Panda and the Prostitute?

you mean the one where the panda goes to a prostitute, get her to cook him a meal, has sex with her then walks out the door without paying.the prostitute chases after him asking for money expaining that he must pay for the services of a prostitute. The panda refuses, pulls a dictionary from his panda pockets and looks up the word PANDA..

panda - EATS, SHOOTS AND LEAVES

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is this the one where the panda

eats everything in the fridge

shags the prostitute and doesn't pay

prostitute goes mad, so panda tells her to look up panda in the dictionary, which she does

it says ''Panda'' ''a black and white bear which eats, shoots and leaves''

Damn, someone beat me too it!

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no...u wana share it wif us???
no u?
of course... who hasn't....
yes that funny joke
No, I haven't heard that one...yet.

......yet
ya.... good for the panda. he needs to experience a few more thrills in life
um, no...
beastiality is sick ....
Thank goodness for Lisa H!
no go on tell us.
No, do you?
Yes
yeah that ones is off the hook funny
nope
HAHA-----good 1
No I havn`t,,,do tell,,

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Panda in bar?

A panda walked into a bar and ordered a beer, burger, and fries. He quickly ate his lunch, pulled out a gun and shot the bartender, then headed for the door. A man sitting at the bar yelled, 'Hey! Why did you do that?' The panda turned to him and said ''I'm a panda. Look it up''. The man quickly retrieved a dictionary from his car and looked up 'panda'. It said ''panda (n), eats shoots and leaves''.

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LMAO!!!!!!

Thanks the laugh my friend - I really needed that today!!!!

You put a smile on my face!!!!

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thats dum i have heard this joke many times befor
I HATE THIS JOKE!!!

srry, but its not funny to me
LOL, that a good one. Ba doom boom.
That is excellent another to pass on :)
rotflmao i love it
Heard it before. Way tooo many times. It's even been posted here. Wayyyyyy to many times.
That was silly
WOW that was halarious
hahaha that is funny
Woah, I'm glad I'm not a panda!
funny. star for u.
wow that was funnyer then i thought it would be lol silly panda
LOL
I've got one for u. a red bull walks in to a bar. sits down at the bar and attracts the attention of the bartender. he asks for a pint and minutes later the bartender comes up to him and says. ''Hey wait a minute don't we have a drink named after you'' and the bull replied. ''what Kevin''

thank you very much im here all week,
Another good one! Bamboo shootz! I get it!
Funny
lol
lol.omg!!

Panda bear totem?

panda bears are very eerie and freaky to me.. they kind of ''weird me out''... and i can't explain why. i just recently learned about totems, and since i've had this weird almost ''scared'' connection to panda bears, could this be mine?? or any insight as to what this means?? thank you :)

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You do not choose your totem/spirit guides, it (or they) come to you. But, animals you are afraid of, can be your spirit guides. Generally this happens because their purpose is to help you overcome your fears.

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Definitely appears so....

Remember, totems are often more than just one animal, though panda bear energy is strong....

Black puffy eyes! panda eye!?

I have huge panda eye! i think cuz of too much stress, whad to do?

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aww pandas are cute LOL, just use concealer to cover it up.

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I don't know but I've been told that Preparation H is great for puffy eyes. I don't know about the black part and I've never used it for the puffy part either!!! But that's what I've been told and it sure doesn't hurt to try it. What would you be out? $3 and a little bit of time? I have a mask filled with some kind of gunk that I keep in the fridge and use on my eyes when they are swollen.

Good luck.

Panda Bear Question....???

Does anything eat Panda Bears....(Giant Panda's)?... if soo what eats it.....???... :)

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Nothing eats panda's. The main enemy of the Giant Panda is man.

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Other than man, I do not think panda's have any natural enemies.

Panda joke! hope you like it~?

Ok you might of heard this one already but...

There is a panda who walks into a bar. He sits down in a seat and orders a hamburger. He eats it, then he stands up and the bartender said ''Hey, you havent paid me!'', then he takes out a gun, and shoots the bartender. Then he walks out the door. A man in the seat near him saw the whole thing. He pulled out a dictionary and looked up the word panda. ''Eats shoots and leaves.''

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I've never heard that before, but it's funny as hell!!!

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This is the first time I've heard this....very funny, lol
that's funny... :)
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
ha!!! LOL!!! 10/10 and a *
LOL!! Good one!!
lmao haha thats cute!

Is it possible to just pick up mail/package at the Post Office?

I'd rather not have this package sent to my house. As my family wouldn't understand why someone is sending me a Panda Bear. %26lt;3

I don't want to spend money on a PO Box or UPS Box, if it's only one package. Only one time.

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If it is just that one package have it sent to you general delivery at the PO zip nearest you and you can go pick it up. OR just have it sent care of a friend That way it does not disrupt other mail to you or your family.

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Yes. You can call the post office and ask them to hold your mail. Tell them you're going out of town for a week. Then go pick it up.

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