Has anybody heard the joke about the Panda and the Prostitute?

you mean the one where the panda goes to a prostitute, get her to cook him a meal, has sex with her then walks out the door without paying.the prostitute chases after him asking for money expaining that he must pay for the services of a prostitute. The panda refuses, pulls a dictionary from his panda pockets and looks up the word PANDA..

panda - EATS, SHOOTS AND LEAVES

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is this the one where the panda

eats everything in the fridge

shags the prostitute and doesn't pay

prostitute goes mad, so panda tells her to look up panda in the dictionary, which she does

it says ''Panda'' ''a black and white bear which eats, shoots and leaves''

Damn, someone beat me too it!

Has anybody heard the joke about the Panda and the Prostitute?internet security 2006

no...u wana share it wif us???
no u?
of course... who hasn't....
yes that funny joke
No, I haven't heard that one...yet.

......yet
ya.... good for the panda. he needs to experience a few more thrills in life
um, no...
beastiality is sick ....
Thank goodness for Lisa H!
no go on tell us.
No, do you?
Yes
yeah that ones is off the hook funny
nope
HAHA-----good 1
No I havn`t,,,do tell,,

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Panda in bar?

A panda walked into a bar and ordered a beer, burger, and fries. He quickly ate his lunch, pulled out a gun and shot the bartender, then headed for the door. A man sitting at the bar yelled, 'Hey! Why did you do that?' The panda turned to him and said ''I'm a panda. Look it up''. The man quickly retrieved a dictionary from his car and looked up 'panda'. It said ''panda (n), eats shoots and leaves''.

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LMAO!!!!!!

Thanks the laugh my friend - I really needed that today!!!!

You put a smile on my face!!!!

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thats dum i have heard this joke many times befor
I HATE THIS JOKE!!!

srry, but its not funny to me
LOL, that a good one. Ba doom boom.
That is excellent another to pass on :)
rotflmao i love it
Heard it before. Way tooo many times. It's even been posted here. Wayyyyyy to many times.
That was silly
WOW that was halarious
hahaha that is funny
Woah, I'm glad I'm not a panda!
funny. star for u.
wow that was funnyer then i thought it would be lol silly panda
LOL
I've got one for u. a red bull walks in to a bar. sits down at the bar and attracts the attention of the bartender. he asks for a pint and minutes later the bartender comes up to him and says. ''Hey wait a minute don't we have a drink named after you'' and the bull replied. ''what Kevin''

thank you very much im here all week,
Another good one! Bamboo shootz! I get it!
Funny
lol
lol.omg!!

Panda bear totem?

panda bears are very eerie and freaky to me.. they kind of ''weird me out''... and i can't explain why. i just recently learned about totems, and since i've had this weird almost ''scared'' connection to panda bears, could this be mine?? or any insight as to what this means?? thank you :)

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You do not choose your totem/spirit guides, it (or they) come to you. But, animals you are afraid of, can be your spirit guides. Generally this happens because their purpose is to help you overcome your fears.

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Definitely appears so....

Remember, totems are often more than just one animal, though panda bear energy is strong....

Black puffy eyes! panda eye!?

I have huge panda eye! i think cuz of too much stress, whad to do?

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aww pandas are cute LOL, just use concealer to cover it up.

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I don't know but I've been told that Preparation H is great for puffy eyes. I don't know about the black part and I've never used it for the puffy part either!!! But that's what I've been told and it sure doesn't hurt to try it. What would you be out? $3 and a little bit of time? I have a mask filled with some kind of gunk that I keep in the fridge and use on my eyes when they are swollen.

Good luck.

Panda Bear Question....???

Does anything eat Panda Bears....(Giant Panda's)?... if soo what eats it.....???... :)

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Nothing eats panda's. The main enemy of the Giant Panda is man.

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Other than man, I do not think panda's have any natural enemies.

Panda joke! hope you like it~?

Ok you might of heard this one already but...

There is a panda who walks into a bar. He sits down in a seat and orders a hamburger. He eats it, then he stands up and the bartender said ''Hey, you havent paid me!'', then he takes out a gun, and shoots the bartender. Then he walks out the door. A man in the seat near him saw the whole thing. He pulled out a dictionary and looked up the word panda. ''Eats shoots and leaves.''

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I've never heard that before, but it's funny as hell!!!

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This is the first time I've heard this....very funny, lol
that's funny... :)
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
ha!!! LOL!!! 10/10 and a *
LOL!! Good one!!
lmao haha thats cute!

Is it possible to just pick up mail/package at the Post Office?

I'd rather not have this package sent to my house. As my family wouldn't understand why someone is sending me a Panda Bear. %26lt;3

I don't want to spend money on a PO Box or UPS Box, if it's only one package. Only one time.

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If it is just that one package have it sent to you general delivery at the PO zip nearest you and you can go pick it up. OR just have it sent care of a friend That way it does not disrupt other mail to you or your family.

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Yes. You can call the post office and ask them to hold your mail. Tell them you're going out of town for a week. Then go pick it up.

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Why do the calories in Endangered Species Chocolate bars never even nearly equate with the actual nu

For example, the Panda Bar has 15g of fat (15g * 9kcal = 135kcals), 13g Carbs (granted, it says it has 18g sugars ???- let's just stick with the first number: 13g * 4 kcal = 52), and 3g of protein (3g * 4kcal = 12kcals).

Now, 135 + 52 + 12 =199 kcals, correct?

So, why does the bar say it has 230 kcals per serving? 31 kcals is QUITE a rounded leap if that's all it is. The majority are like this, are they just bad labels?

Why do the calories in Endangered Species Chocolate bars never even nearly equate with the actual nutrients?hijackthis

Remember also that a serving is always going to be oversized. It might say 200 grams on the packet but they could in reality weigh 230 so the company may just be covering itself. Also remember that fat protein and carbs are the only things they have to list on the packet, saturated fats have more energy than unsaturated etc.

Balls of Fury panda quote?

Anyone know the exact wording of the really funny panda part in Balls of Fury? Something like:

''I'm going to save the panda'' ''The Panda's dead!''

Help anyone?

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This was the funniest part of the entire movie,

-''I'm going to go save the Panda!''

(A few seconds later)

-''Panda's dead.''

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I believe it was ''That panda's dead.'' which is rhythmically funnier than ''the.'' Unfortunately, that was the funniest line in the movie, don't you think?
yup, thats exactly what gary said when he tried to rescue the panda.

Need 800 number for panda support?

a 800 hundred number for panda support

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They don't give out one. E-mail to techsupport.usa@pandasoftware.com

-MM

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A panda and a bull walk into a bar............Bartender says, ';Sorry, we don't serve Panda

What do the the Panda and Bull say?

A panda and a bull walk into a bar............Bartender says, ''Sorry, we don't serve Pandas and Bulls.''husqvarna

I don't know.. ''Good, we're vegetarians anyway''

What did the Panda %26 Bull say ???

;)

A panda and a bull walk into a bar............Bartender says, ''Sorry, we don't serve Pandas and Bulls.''microsoft office

''Okay, then we'll take a couple of beers!!!'' :)
...
.......its ok we just came in here looking for China
The panda looks him in the eye and says ''F You''. Then they leave.

Actually, I liked the China answer but I felt as if I had to add something :-)
Nothing!! they cant speak english
we're not cannibals
Panda and Bull said....''That's ok, we just came in here looking for easy cows.'' Ba domp bom....ching!
have u got a buffet facility here?

Is there any scientific explanation as to why some things/people are considered CUTER than others?

For example, anyone who has seen a panda would definitely think it's cuter than a warthog! Another example is how people see babies as very cute beings. On the other hand, I really don't think bald men with wide eyes and thick eyebrows, a goatee, and very noticeable ears can ever be considered as...well, cute. To sum it all up, here's a question: Why is Winnie the Pooh considered cuter (for most people) than Batman?

Is there any scientific explanation as to why some things/people are considered CUTER than others?internet security 2006

Generally, our standards of cuteness are based on the shape of our babies. Big eyes, round bodies, etc. It's built in so that we take care of all the babies we come in contact with, so our species survives. Kinda cold, isn't it?

Is there any scientific explanation as to why some things/people are considered CUTER than others?microsoft

Beauty (or cuteness as you put it) is based on a simple number.

PHI, or 0.61803....

read here about it.

http://goldennumber.net/beauty.htm
the characteristics of an individual are what determines cuteness.

some doctors say its symmetry where one side of the face is equal to the other side of the face and some people feel that its how well you take care of your self. Some people say its human behaviors an some people would say that it is inherit genes.

there is not one reason but putting a bunch together would separate the cute from the uncute.
Simple explaination, if you really noticed all those cuter ''item'' are actually with common feature! they are more ''rounded''! If you noticed babies has more baby fats, make them more round, panda are fury with round features than warthog and so on... when human sees round and smoother features they precieved peace and harmony and that eventually lead to cute! ahahx
i dunno. it's kust the way we see things. like our opinion.
Scientists have found out the real definition of ''cute''. Anything that is vulnerable,has big eyes and a round body and is innocent, is cute. Got it???!!

Cartoon panda?

Can anyone out there remember a cartoon in the 70's called issi noho, about a panda living in a crate? If you can tell me how the panda got its name, I will know you have seen it!

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Th issi de up use noho oks!!

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I don't remember it, but a google search bought up this - Issi Hoho - created by Keith Chatfield.

http://www.craftregister.co.uk/issinoho_...

You can contact him at this website, so why not mail him and ask?
nop I havehn't
First aired on British TV in 1977, Issi Noho was an ''illustrated'' children's series, meaning that the program was presented in the form of a book, with voice-overs complementing the colorful visuals. The title character was a talking panda bear, rescued from the zoo when the crate bearing him fell off a truck. His name was based on a fragmentary reading of the words printed on the crate: ''ThIS SIde up, use NO HOoks.'' Adopted by a group of adventurous youngsters, Issi Noho solved their weekly problems with his collection of magic numbered squares
Is he not home?LOL

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How many people are aware of paying surveys and what is the catch to making them pay off to the full

$15.00 to 147.00 an hour can you really do this with out investing tons of time into ths? Like panda research and inbox dolars and paid emails and read and surfing the net?

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Nothing comes for free, you have to invest in time but it does pay off. I have been paid by all these sites, , so they are legit , but time is the key, it can be quite rewarding.

http://www.mylot.com/?ref=Calais

http://www.emailcash.com.au/join.asp?ref...

http://account.pureprofile.com/Login/?re...

Good Luck with it.

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You do have to pay a fee for most of those. There is only one that I have ever gotten actual money from and it takes quite a while to build up very much money. But if you're interested just go to www.mysurvey.com. Like I said, it takes a while to build up enough points to get a good amount of money, but they do actually pay you.
The MAJOR catch is tons of time.

If you fit the right Profile, you CAN make a lot of dollars, but that is up to the Survey makers. You have to fit the ''right'' demographics; And I am not talking small dollars here; You can pick up 150 to 250 easily just by discussing day to day topics, you will be video taped, and your every-move ''dissected''... but the majority of people will do LOTS of surveys, get little money, enter many sweepstakes, and thats about it.

The fee sites are few and far between; The scam sites are easy to pick; The Sites that pay the MOST outside of this are the Secret Shopper sites, they expect you to LIE to get into Stores, they do NOT expect you to do anything explicitly fradulent, but you are expected to mis-represent your Identity... so I never took up on that.... I wrote back and said that I was prepared to go in as me, but they did not care
no, most of them are just scams. You fill them out, and never receive jack sqwat in return.

I wouldnt recommend wasting your time...but that is just me

Is there a store in London that sells Elephant meat?

I have not come across any of my favourite delecacies in this counttry. I love elephant meat, panda steak, Tiger tongue or Rhino burger..... but not a single store sells it. Any suggestions?

Is there a store in London that sells Elephant meat?internet

Good luck finding elephant. You may have to mail away to Africa to get that. Here is some help I hope. If they don't have it maybe they know where to get it...

Smithfield Market, is serving organic food that includes steak (from an extensive range of rare breed meats) .

ALTERNATIVE MEATS (0844 5456070; www.alternativemeats.co.uk)

An extensive range, from free-range, UK-bred ostrich and rose veal to crocodile and springbok.

KEZIE MEATS (01361 884006; www.keziefoods.co.uk)

Kezie is renowned for its ostrich, which is available as steaks, minced or diced. It also sells impala, wild boar and bison.

Is there a store in London that sells Elephant meat?network

I hope dude u belong to some civilization ;-)
Harrods can get it for you so long as it's legal to have in this country.
try www.yummyendangeredspecies.com its a favourite of mine. I get my deep fried baby tiger cub paws from there...
I shouldn't think so....yuk. That sort of food would be considered endangered hense illegal!

Panda bear xxx funny or not xxx?

A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants to have lunch. The bartender gives him a menu and he orders.

The panda bear eats his lunch, and when he finishes, he gets up to leave. Suddenly, the panda bear pulls an AK-47 out of his fur, and shoots the bar to pieces. He then heads for the door.

The shocked bartender jumps out from behind the destroyed bar and yells, ''Hey, what do you think you're doing? You ate lunch, shot up my bar, and now you're just going to leave?''

The panda bear answers calmlly, ''I'm a panda bear.'' The bartender says, ''Yeah, so?'' The panda bear replies, ''Look it up,'' and walks out the door.

The bartender jumps back behind the ruined bar and grabs his encyclopedia. He looks up ''panda bear,'' and sure enough, there is a picture of the panda bear.

He reads the caption, which says, ''Panda Bear--a cuddly, black and white creature. Eats shoots and leaves.''

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Very funny. lol

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sorry not really but that is pretty good i guess. =)
This one's better than the angel one, but I've heard it so many times before....still smile worthy.
bang on .lol
Cute --- love puns!
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
That's hilarious, though I must admit it took me a few seconds to figure it out. I love it now!!!
lol ! that is hilarious! rofl!
hahahahahah + LOL = your jokes!!! are great!!!
very good what hext have a star
I don't get it.
lol awesome lol
hahahahahaha lol
Lol that is the funniest joke I've heard all day , thanks !!
bloody hell! what utter rubbish! that is the oldest joke in the world and you told it rubbishly!
lol not bad..
um... lol idk kinda

WWF panda???????

my friend thinks the WWF shirts with the recycling symbol and pandas means to recycle. i told her that it meant to recycle and the panda is just the symbol of it or whatever. but does anyone really know which one if is right?

WWF panda???????ktm

The panda is just the logo.

Dress as a panda?!?

i want to dress up as a panda.

i was thinking

maybe like..

black pants..

white shirt..

blakc long sleeve...

and paint black dots around my eyes,.

and my face white..

and buy ears

but think might it not look like a panda?!

i want help!

anyone?

try to look liek a panda..

and how..

thnx!

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im honestly not sure that sounds really good tho... i just wanted to congratulate u on chooseing a panda... reminds me of jackass :)

What does it mean when your fortune cookie has no fortune in it?

My cookie from Panda Express hsd no fortune in it and I thought it would be fun to ask what it means. I don't want any stupid answers (eg. who cares, they just didn't put one in). But, I would like factual answers or, if you what, just be creative and make up a reason. Thanks.

What does it mean when your fortune cookie has no fortune in it?liveupdate

The people making the cookies forgot to put one in the cookie. Sorry that there is nothing mystical about it, but hey. Same thing when you get two or tree in the same cookie. These things just happen!

Advice:

Get another cookie...yum!

What does it mean when your fortune cookie has no fortune in it?nortin

it means you got jacked!
certain death!
its bad luck i think.
It means the machine was broken.
if this happened to me i would think it meant this:

the future is mine to create!
they want you to not rely on cookies to tell your fortune, and create your own fortune....you decide your future, not a cookie!

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Where is the funny clip on the baby panda and its mom?

i saw this on fox news a couple hrs. ago and want to download it on my computer

Where is the funny clip on the baby panda and its mom?malware

Not sure if this is the one you are after

http://www3.youtube.com/watch?v=4R6vMPYR...

What is the Domain,Kingdom,phylum,class,or... Species of the Panda??

Domain: Eukaryote

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Class: Mammalia

Order: Carnivora

Family: Ursidae

Genus: Ailuropoda

Milne-Edwards, 1870

Species: A. melanoleuca

Binomial name

Ailuropoda melanoleuca

How to reinstall web shield on avast with out downloading a new copy of the program?

i maually updated from 4.7 to 4.8 and i want to get web sheild back but i don't want to download a new copy and install it because i have a virus in the chest. and don't want it to go some where and the virus is Win32:CTX is it even r3eal or false postive i hear its fom panda active scan or something yes its a : not a .

How to reinstall web shield on avast with out downloading a new copy of the program?mcaffee

In your system tray, click on the revolving blue Avast ball (I merged the two balls into one when I first installed it) that brings up the ''Resident Protection'' screen. At the bottom of that screen, click on ''Details'' . On the next screen that comes up, on the left you'll see a box that says ''Installed Providers''. Slide that slider down, and 'Web Shield' is second from the bottom. As soon as you click on 'Web Shield' it will bring up the control for that protection.

As for that Win32:CTX , I saw that you asked about it three months ago (your question is the last listing on the first screen if you Google Win32:CTX ). If you've had it in quarantine / virus vault since then, you can safely delete it.

You could check out the Avast forum too:

http://forum.avast.com/index.php?topic=2...

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If Web Shield was never installed, you have nothing to worry about. Windows XP instructions:

1. Click Start

2. Click Control Panel

3. Click Add or Remove Programs

4. Scroll down to avast! Antivirus and click on it

5. Click Change/Remove

6. Click Next %26gt;

7. Put a check mark at where Web Shield is

8. Click Next %26gt;

9. Wait for the download to complete

10. Close out the windows you opened
open up the worksatation that came w/ the install

click on repair update option follow prompts on what u want installed

Polar bear v.s panda bears?

who would win if a polarbear fought a panda bear

Polar bear v.s panda bears?microsoft office

Polar bear

Polar bear v.s panda bears?norton antivirus

Polar bear... but I hate to think about bears fighting and even the act of fighting.
a panda isnt technically a bear, and it depends on the climate cuz one would freeze/overheat seeing as how they don't live in the same climate zones
Polar Bear.
Polar Bear
Polar Bears. Way bigger!
polar bear, hands down (paws down?)
Neither.

It would be a possessed teddy bear.
Polar bear. Because they have those giant claws and they're ginormous.

Cute panda pics?

Can any one send me a link to a realy cute panda pic? It has to be cuter than this one http://unaesthetic.net/stuff/panda.jpg

Cute panda pics?microsoft

nope

Cute panda pics?norton ghost

Okay, I'll try:http://www.naturescornermagazine.com/Nat...

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http://newsdesk.si.edu/images_full/image...

http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/u...

http://rowhouselogic.com/Llama/manypanda...
http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuf...

http://cache.wonkette.com/politics/panda...

http://www.nsf.gov/od/lpa/news/03/images...

beat that!
Yours is well worth keeping children off the slide for and Colliej's is a darling too
i'll have to say, that one is pretty cute, but i love this guy:

http://amadeo.blog.com/repository/100612...

Did you know a panda ........is?

very similar to man,a panda eats,shoots and leaves too ...lol

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yes i know

Did you know a panda ........is?norton internet security 2008

All I know is they're too cute %26 I love them ;)
that is so bad it's funny! Have a star for you're effort.
they are very nice arent they,do you remember ching ching.
Yes very funny.
Very Good*
A stupid animal that wont screw to save it's species
i dont know any large black and white furry men though!!!
Ha ha very good.
That was taken from a book abount spelling and grammar
oh true, very true.

are the same though
Wow ! Food For thought !
LOL.
Quite an old one.....
they call me the two minute wonder
lol,you are showing your age now,still a good un though.x
hmmmm....how very profound!...
thats interesting,,
Ahahah, never saw it that way..
Man can't eat bamboo.
the only bear that kids want to tke home with chiken tonight
i heard that one ages ago

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How much would this tattoo cost?

I want to get a black and grey Panda with bamboo and background that will cover my calf

How much would this tattoo cost?network security

It depends on the shop and the person and the time and the skill. With that being said I would put it at 100-200 range.

How much would this tattoo cost?norton internet security

It depends on the Artist, and how many colors are used and the size of your calve. About $300.00-400.
depends on who your artist is. My tattoo was only 3x2 but it was $450...NO it was not Miami Ink...
well, i got a huge dragon with flames on my chest, cost- $300.00 took 4 hours. collar bon to mid chest. depends on where you go.
Probably a couple hundred. A small tatoo will run you sixty (on the size of a half dollar). Such a large tatoo will cost more.
if you really wanna know how much that tattoo would cost. i would suggest doing a lil sketch of how u would like it

(research some pictures of pandas....it may be sitting or standing....as for the bamboo i would suggest like 5-8 sticks in the background). take ur sketch and show ur idea to local tattoo shops around ur area (tattooist also give great feed back of ur sketch) and they should tell you what it were to cost you at their shop....just shop around....i dont know the size of the tattoo....if its gonna be on ur calf....im thinking.... $250 to $400.....so u better shop around!
Go to a few of your local tattoo shops and ask them for an estimate.
Maybe $100-$150. I love this idea by the way. Pandas are my favorite animals.
about $150
defintely around 100 dollars or more it depends on how long it takes for them to do it
$50,00,000
ummmm gotta see it
about $100 dollers but dont get one you'll get cancer.
$200

My mom use to make these mexican cookies that were soft with cinnamin and sugar all over them.?

she called them( im spelling it phonetically) panda-poe-do if any one has a clue what i'm talking about that would be so awesome. she was from the valley in south texas and i remember her whole family would make these during Christmas. if this bit of info may help some one deduce this recipe for me.

My mom use to make these mexican cookies that were soft with cinnamin and sugar all over them.?network

Mexican Wedding Cookies

1 cup unsalted butter, at room temperature

陆 cup confectioners' sugar, plus more for coating baked cookies

1 tsp. vanilla extract

1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour, plus more for dusting hands

1 cup pecans, chopped into very small pieces

Preheat the oven to 275潞F. Line cookie sheets with parchment paper.

Using an electric mixer, cream the butter and sugar at low speed until smooth. Beat in the vanilla. At low speed gradually add the flour. Mix in the pecans with a spatula. With floured hands, take out about 1 tablespoon of dough and shape into a crescent. Continue to dust hands with flour as you make more cookies. Place onto prepared cookie sheets. Bake for 40 minutes. When cool enough to handle but still warm, roll in additional confectioners' sugar. Cool on wire racks.

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Snickerdoodles

1陆 cups sugar

陆 cup butter or margarine, softened

Do you have to adopt Webkinz pet of the month in that month to get the loot bag?

Because I got my son some new Webkinz saturday during the extravaganza and 1 is the panda which is May's pet of the month. Is it ok to add him or should I wait until the 1st? My son is a big webkinz fan so he wants his wish token from the loot bag.

Do you have to adopt Webkinz pet of the month in that month to get the loot bag?nortan antivirus

Wait until the first of May!!! If you do it now, he won't get the pet of the month loot bag (and no token). I know it's hard to wait... my daughter's going crazy, too!

Do you have to adopt Webkinz pet of the month in that month to get the loot bag?nortonantivirus

Yep, it looks lthat way. Just wait until May 1st and then you can go crazy. Should be loads of fun!

Why is London so awash with 'taches and beehives recently?

Are Moustaches and sideboards back in fashion? Is it because of Comic Relief? Or is it just the influx of Immigrants or Eastern/Other Europeans? And now that men are looking more manly, is that why girls are looking more girly? I have noticed more girls wearing short skirts, panda makeup and beehive hairstyles. Are these foreign girls, or are the 60's/70's back?

Why is London so awash with 'taches and beehives recently?norten

Taches and beehives are copying the Winehouse look!

Why is London so awash with 'taches and beehives recently?panda

Because London is populated with desperate fashion sheep and wannabes
It's the fashion
Its all about Amy Wineo!!! yeahhh ..... ;)
The 60s and 70s are back! if you listen to the music being done now it well sounds like the 60s + 70s and people are now going to discos!
60s are back. and 70s too.
It's all Amy Winehouse.
its the amy winhouse thing

My webkinz panda didn't get a llot bag and i got it like a week ago???

anyone know the webkinz email???

My webkinz panda didn't get a llot bag and i got it like a week ago???nortin

no but u might not have got the loot bag b/c u signed him up a week ago.

if you would have signed up ur panda in May, you would have got the loot bagg.

i signed my Pink Poodle on in April; not before thatt; and got a loot bag.

My webkinz panda didn't get a llot bag and i got it like a week ago???pc security

you entered it before May 1st. Sorry! I would be so sad if I did that! Maybe you could get another Panda and you could make them twins!!! I have a Lil'panda and I was so mad when I heard that the BIG panda was the pet of the month! you could contact Webkinz, i don't know what they would do though, sorry again!

p.s.

(pick me for best answer!!! plz!)
That's because you registered it BEFORE May 1st. You have to register it May 1st-May 31st to get the loot bag. Nothing can be done now. Even if you call/email Ganz, they will say the same thing, sorry. Want to be friends? I'm 1catie1, I want to send you something 'cause I feel really bad for you. =(

But you can still do the extra daily activities just for panda owners...

HOW OFTEN DO YOU FIND UNDIGESTED FOOD PARTICLES IN YOUR $hit?

WHENEVER I EAT CASHEW CHICKEN FROM PANDA EXPRESS THE CASHEWS GO STRAIGHT THROUGH ME AND END UP UNDIGESTED IN A STEAMING PILE OF DUNG. DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THIS PROBLEM? DO YOU THINK THE FOOD CAN BE RECYCLED IF IT WERE PROPERLY DECONTAMINATED?

YOUR THOUGHTS?

HOW OFTEN DO YOU FIND UNDIGESTED FOOD PARTICLES IN YOUR $hit?norton 360

That's disgusting! I think you shouldn't order cashew chicken from them again. Get something else! Secondly, no to the recycling part! Yuk dude!

HOW OFTEN DO YOU FIND UNDIGESTED FOOD PARTICLES IN YOUR $hit?photoshop

corn but the only advice i can give you is to chew your food better
Yeah, you know, this is a bit gross.

And I don't think the food could be recycled
oh, what a piece of ETHNIC CUISINE!

Each time i care to look , that is practically never.

it is unclear to me whether u have just digetsive troubles each time u eat cashews - if this is the case, you are not the only one in the wordl, just stop eating them or at least chew them better nxt time. Or if you are kinda weird, because you 1. dont chew you cashews but rather swallow them whole, 2. study your poo, 3. think of recycling excrements - then get yourself busy and use the toilet ONLY for it was meant for. In concentration camps and such, people reportedly ate s..t because they had nothing else and they sure werent happy about it
my thoughts are that you have way too much time, and way too little sense, on your hands...
You know, they never give you fried panda at panda express? It has always confused me.
SICK MAN!!!!

YOURE STILL THE GREATEST!
WHO WOULD BE ''SICK'' ENOUGH TO WANT TO GO THROUGH ALL OF THAT **** NOT ME
no eating poop. make you very sick! corn is the only thing i have noticed, even then it was circling and gone, did not want to observe it, want poop to disapear.
only when i eat corn :) :) :)
nuts and corn are one of the most hard things to digest

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Would pandas breed more if they were on social security benefits?

After all, they got the black eyes already

Would pandas breed more if they were on social security benefits?norton 2008

You would need three males as the female would need to have offspring by at least three different fathers. Oh and Jeremy Kyle (Maury if you are in the US) to match up which cub belongs to which dad.

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LMAO
Throw in the council house and 'economic migrant' application, they'd jump (literally..) at it..
sounds reasonable but why SS im suprised you didnt say welfare?
Wow, umm, no

They breed enough, its the stupid hunters and lumber people cutting down their home thats making them endangered. Wow
I think that's a theory worth exploring. perhaps you should apply for a research loan from the government. Take 2 pandas, give them social security, %26 watch them for 6 months. If you don't proove the breeding thing, at least it would make a vaguely interesting fly on the wall documentary. I know I'd watch.

(Would the pandas be given the correct attire, ie: Tracksuit bottoms and some jewellry by Jordan?)
Lol! Have a star x
lol very good!! so lets start giving them houses in council estates and putting them on benefits. The planet will be overrun with them soon!!
LOL!!!

Anyone know any information or websites about Giant Pandas?

I'm doing a research paper about Giant Pandas and I was wondering if I could get website links or some information about it. I have to do 5 pages so I'll need to know kind of a lot. I prefer links to websites. I have to list my sources though.

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http://search.yahoo.com/search?search=Gi...

Here... pages and pages of them.

Gee... that was hard.

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http://www.nationalgeographic.com/kids/c...

:)

try this out.

JOKE! Ok, so a panda walks into...?

... a restaurant %26 eats. He then stands, pulls out gun %26 shoots the waitor. He starts to leave when the manager comes up %26 says, ''What!? You just shot my waitor! Where are you going!?''

The panda replies, ''I'm a panda. Look it up.'' The manager opens a dictionary %26 reads, ''panda: An asian bear w/ black %26 white markings. Eats, shoots, %26 leaves.''

Ha ha ha! ...what? If you don't get it-- eats bamboo shoots %26 bamboo leaves.

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well done

a panda walks into a bar a says can i have a whiskey and

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coke.

the bartender asked why the big pause

the panda replied i don't know i always had them

JOKE! Ok, so a panda walks into...?security

cute joke
Love it! That's so funny. Thanks for the smile.
I heard it before.
LIKE IT, - A LOT!

Have a STAR, - you gave me a GIGGLE, when I needed cheering up, - so THANK YOU!
*best one of the day -__-
its a great joke i really enjoyed it my little brother repeats it to everyone.
A panda eats bamboo shoots and leaves. I understand. Nice one.
really funny thanks
:) hehe
nice
Liked it.

Wanna be friends?

I gave you a star by the way.

Did you make that one up?

AWESOME!
silly panda.
Haha thats good XD

Questions about red panda in mating,courtship, parenting..?

tell me about courtship, fertilization, mating.... with detalis..

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Description: The feet have hairy soles and the claws are semi-retractable. The red panda's front legs are angled inward, which causes it to waddle when it walks. Like the giant panda, they have an extra pseudo-thumb on each forepaw. Head %26 Body Length: 51.0-63.5 cm Length of Tail: 28.0-48.5 cm Height: 3.0-4.5 kg

Distribution: Nepal, Sikkim, Bhutan, northern Burma, and the provinces of Yunnan and Sichuan in south central China.

Habitat: Temperate mountain forests and bamboo thickets at elevations of 1,800-4,000m.

Food: The diet consists mostly of bamboo sprouts, grasses, roots, fruits and acorns. It occasionally takes insects, eggs, young birds and small rodents.

Skin/Color/Coat: The red panda is covered with rusty red fur that is long and coarse, with an undercoat that is soft, dense, and woolly. The back of the ears, the limbs and the underparts are dark reddish brown to black. The bushy tail is inconspicuously ringed. Similar in appearance to a raccoon, the red panda has a short white muzzle with long white whiskers, dark circles or patches around its eyes, and erect pointed ears with white edges.

Vocalization: Usually silent, they can produce a series of short whistles. When annoyed red pandas may emit spitting hisses and a series of snorts.

Do you like Panda Express? I love it but some people hate it and I don't know why! Tell me your

Thanks!!!

Do you like Panda Express? I love it but some people hate it and I don't know why! Tell me your opinion!!norton internet security 2008

I love it very much. It is an hour and a half drive from where I live, but since I'm a model, I can afford it!!

Do you like Panda Express? I love it but some people hate it and I don't know why! Tell me your opinion!!spyware removal

I like it, i like the Mandarin chicken.
its okay, but maybe some peps hate it cus they hate chinese food.
I could live on their Chow Mein and Orange Chicken. Mmmmmm, Chicken.
I've been there once and hated it. The food was not cut small enough, as Chinese food should be bite size, and I spent way to much time tring to tear the broccoli and other vegetables into smaller pieces with my plastic fork and my fingers. The eggroll was the worst I've ever had - Jack in the Box is better. They only had passion fruit tea which they didn't tell me when I ordered tea and I don't like flavored tea. And none of it was very hot. I won't go back.
They are much too expensive, but have very very good food. I love their orange chicken and their chowmein is quite good

Windows or Panda?

Ive got Panda Anti Virus 2007 on my machine and have to buy a licence in January 07. I read that Windows in-built firewall isnt that good and so should I fork out more to get the Panda Anti Virus 2007 and Firewall or not?

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i would get a firewall and not depend on windows as it is not that great, there are various free firewalls and some pay ones also.

zonealarm is the best firewall it has a free version and a pay version, it has firewall, anti-spyware , also anti-virus (etrust)in the pay versions

www.zonelabs.com

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save your money

free antivirus

http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security...

http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security...

free firewall

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Free spyware

http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security...
Panda is c rap :(

Much better is AVG Anti-Virus and ZoneAlarm Firewall - Both FREE
I can give a few links that offer free virus and spyware removers...! Norton, AVG , Avast are free antivirus software. Ad-aware, Ewido are free spyware removers. You can download free softwares at

http://fixit.in/antivirus.html and http://fixit.in/spywareremover.html
You heard correctly that Windows Firewall is not good. Windows Firewall only monitors incoming connections and ignores all outgoing traffic unlike other software firewalls.

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Will the online panda activescan find all my viruses/spyware?

no clue sorry

Will the online panda activescan find all my viruses/spyware?norton

Panda has offer NanoScan and TotalScan.Try to use this 2 scan

Panda Active Scan will delete viruses that detected only you have to buy Pro version to clean spyware.

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The best computer security resides between the keyboard and the chair!
even though i never heard of that software know i dont think it will find all your viruses...try using adware or spybot search and destroy those are pretty good anti virus programs to use...
Anti-Virus is not good at removing spywares,adwares,trojans and pop up.In fact, The best way to get rid of spywares,adwares,trojans and pop up is using a best anti-spyware to protect your computer.You must have 1 or 2 antispyware on your computer to protect your computer.Of course there are many solutions exist, all of them with their own strengths and weaknesses.So which anti-spyware is the most suited for your system? You can find out by reading in-depth reviews and comparisons of TOP 5 anti-spywares... some really great tips and links to Spyware removal programs.

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You can download and scan your computer for free.

Corydoras panda?

What is the bare minimum number of Corydoras pandas I can keep while still ensuring their shoaling behavior and happiness?

Is it possible to combine Cory pandas with other Corys? If so, what kinds?

Corydoras panda?nortonantivirus

3 is generally considered minimal...

yes, they may shoal together if they are similar sizes

pygmy, emeralds, peppered, lazers, albino dwarfs, julies just to name a few

Corydoras panda?spyware

3 is bare minimum. But if your tank has the room, more would be better.

In my experience.. different cories don't shoal together often at all. They might when startled, but otherwise won't.

Maybe ones that look similar would though. Such as Skunk w/ panda.

I have skunk cories and julii cories and they don't shoal together at all.
I think the number is five or six. If you combine them at a young age, different corys may shoal but as they get older the chances of it happening aren't so good.
I've got 3 pandas in my 55 gal. they're cute!

so I would say 3 also

Why is the CD, Para Ti Con Desprecio of Panda is different from Mexico's compared with the US?

I was watching both, a website from Mexico that sold the CD and one in the US, some of the songs are different.

Why is the CD, Para Ti Con Desprecio of Panda is different from Mexico's compared with the US?noton

what?

Why is the CD, Para Ti Con Desprecio of Panda is different from Mexico's compared with the US?stinger

idk...but i noticed that too.. Report It

What are some important things about red pandas?

They're not plants (you posted in the Botany section), but:

Anatomical features indicate Red Pandas are most closely related to the racoon and similar to giant pandas and bears but are now in a Family of their own (Ailuridae).

Interesting Facts:

The Chinese name for red panda is hunho or firefox, due to their colour and similar size to a fox.

Like giant pandas, red pandas have an extra 'thumb' which is simply an enlarged bone. Claws are sharp and partly retractable.

A red panda can consume up to 45 percent of its own body weight daily eating approximately 200,000 bamboo leaves daily.

The origin of the name ''panda'' is the Nepalese word ''nigalya ponya'', which has the meaning of ''eater of bamboo.''

The red panda was first discovered in 1821, 48 years before the giant pandas were found in 1869.

Sad reality:

Red pandas are endangered, victims of deforestation. Their natural space is shrinking as more and more forests are destroyed by logging and the spread of agriculture.

For more, read: http://www.wellingtonzoo.com/animals/ani...

http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/an...

Hope this helps! :)

Why do we want to protect life in protecting endangered species from extinction?

Why do we strive to artificially protect ''biodiversity'' against the harmful effects of civilization? Environmentalists, why shouldn't natural selection decide which genes are fit for survival? Why do we want to preserve ''gene pools'' even though it's obvious that pandas and tigers have succumbed to the human supremacy? It's about time it clashed with other species trying to survive. Isn't it naive to suppose we can save both ourselves and our natural competitors?

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Some of the endangered species are necessary to maintain the balance of nature in the areas they inhabit. Then of course it's hard to find a more endearing species than the pandas. I want to spend a whole day at the Panda kindergarden just to watch and enjoy the pandas Actually if the animals can't survive it's just a matter of time when man will have difficulty surviving also

Why do we want to protect life in protecting endangered species from extinction?symantic

ur right

but human being r fighter

we have to fight evrything to maintain food chain

so if we r doing anything to survive panda or some other animal,it is indirectly helping ourselves.

Help with Panda Names!!!?

I got a webkinz and would like some name ideas for my panda. I would like my panda to be a girl. But if you have boy names that would be good also.

Please Help A.S.A.P.

GOOD NAMES WILL GET YOU 10 POINTS!!

Help with Panda Names!!!?photoshop

Pandi

Shusi

Cupcake

Cutie

Ruby

Help with Panda Names!!!?symatec

Sally

Cutie

Cupcake

winnie

poochie stop copying me kayla

pookernuts

blondie

Bamboo
pandy, bamboo, muncher,
Caruso :)

Journey
Bamboo
Bamboo
bindi is lovely and the name of the late steve irwins daughter

ming ming and my fav princess
panduh

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A newborn Panda at the Zoo?

A rare baby Panda has just been born at the Zoo in Vienna...

http://www.vienna.at/news/welt/artikel/p...

Would you like to come and see it? You are welcome to visit me.... well, until I move from here, at least!

A newborn Panda at the Zoo?pop up blocker

Thank you sweety! For sharing and the invitatioin!

A newborn Panda at the Zoo?systemworks

Awwww they're so cute!!! I've never been to Vienna, wanna go together?
Yes I would like come and see all that is nice that, but, sorry, now, I haven't time and moneys.Thank you for invitation , you are nice .
This sounds like a black and white issue. Will the newborn bear have Chinese and Austrian dual citizenship? How soon before they start feeding the young sprout bamboo? This is good news. Panda bears are notoriously hard to breed in captivity.
They are just tooo cute those Panda's
a newborn panda at the zoo: well i can not see it , b/cos the distance b/w us is reaaly much now .

Panda Tongue Twisters?

what are some Panda Tongue Twisters???

Panda Tongue Twisters?product key

Papa panda pooped his pink pajamas ---- pewww!

If Giant pandas are such an icon in china, why are the chinese getting rid of their habitat?

it makes sense, everybody in china loves the banda, yet, they are destroying its natural habitat

If Giant pandas are such an icon in china, why are the chinese getting rid of their habitat?security

If the rain forests produce most of the earth's oxygen, why are we destroying them at alarming rates?

People are greedy. That's why.

鍜屽钩

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If Giant pandas are such an icon in china, why are the chinese getting rid of their habitat?trojan

I agree with you,( what a bunch of muppets they are.)....Its not just the chinease either, us humans are destroying everything we are our own worse enemy.
sad isn't it? the panda is china's own animal icon or symbol to the rest of the world, in the same way the eagle is to america and the lion to the english/british. and its not as if they have harmed or killed anyone, is it?
Well there are some chinese who don't care for the pandas even though pandas are their icons(mine as well) all they care are money money and more money, because we chinese care only for business but some tend to take advantage Mother Nature.

And oh yeah thank you for being worried about animals it's nice to know that some still cares about animals....
You mean, just like we love the bald eagle so much that it's endangered?
Have you been to China recently? Or any small Asian country? People are literally living on top of each other. I have been working and living in Asia for years now, and trust me. They need more room. I do believe that more conservation efforts need to be happening, but what are they going to do? In these countries, they have no land, no natural resources. Recycling and conservation has been THE LAW here for quite awhile. In America, we just have the option. They are trying to make their situation work, and sometimes people must come first.
just about every nation is destroying natural habitat for their indigenous species. we don't practice what we preach and put ourselves before animals
If Americans love:

Opening cancer patient up...dangers? (Panda?)?

This is one for Panda I'm sure, as you've answered a similar question before that I've read. An asker posted a question up here before about cancer patients being ''opened up'' and was wondering if the air going in would cause the cancer to spread. You had said that it doesn't always happen like that, depending on the type of tumor.

You've answered some of my cancer questions before concerning my mother in law and I'd like to know (if you know) a little more. She is now in stage 1vb, cervical cancer that has spread to the legs, spine, and medulla (and possibly more). It's not my place to ask the doctor and only know what she says. A couple weeks ago (she's been lying down for 2 months almost) they inserted a tube to drain fluid from her lungs. If someone like her has very aggressive cancer, could this possibly be a danger, since she was opened up? I really wasn't sure - I had someone close to me pass away from this very same thing last year, and it spread when they opened him. Thanks.

Opening cancer patient up...dangers? (Panda?)?software

well I know you asked this of panda but i will try to answer this . Yes it is possible for the cancer to spread while being operated on. I am sorry for your loss of someone close to you last year . but yes it is possible ,but it is not the main reason someones cancer spreads. good luck .

Opening cancer patient up...dangers? (Panda?)?vincent

idk
if people want to spread the word about cancer they can and it may help other people who are suffering too

Are there really red panda bears?

Yes but they do not look like your average panda bear. They more resemble a raccoon.

The Red Panda (Ailurus fulgens Latin: ''fire-colored cat'') also known as the Lesser Panda, Wah,Cat Bear, or Firefox, is a mostly herbivorous mammal, slightly larger than a domestic cat (60 cm long). The Red Panda has semi-retractile claws and, like the Giant panda, has a ''false thumb'' which is really an extension of the wrist bone. Thick fur on the soles of the feet offers protection from cold and hides scent glands. For many decades the taxonomic classification of the panda was under debate as both the red panda and the distantly related giant panda share characteristics of both bears and raccoons At first glance it may have a raccoon-like appearance.

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Any question worth answering is worth taking a moment to cite your sources. Good sources. Good link. You got my thumbs-up point.

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Nice answer and good job sourcing. Report It


yes but they look more like red racoons, not anything like their bearish cousins
There is an animal called a red panda. The wife of a good friend of mine is Chinese, and she claims they resemble our racoons.
a red colored large black and white panada......no. but the red panada is actually an animal that looks like a raccoon, but has redish brown fur with a panada face.
Yes, though they do not resemble the typical idea which we have for the looks of a panda ... ex. Giant Panda
Red pandas used to be considered part of the raccoon family, but actually now are considered part of the bear family. The have long red and white ringed tails like raccoons, but a ''thumb'' (which is part of their wrist bone) like pandas! :)
yes but they look like a cross between a raccoon and a panda.you can usually find a red panda at your local zoo.
yes their are
Yes, and they are so cute. I seen a couple at the toronto zoo last year. They are more like raccoons then pandas.
Yes there are. The don't really look like pandas though. They resemble more of a fox looking animal that climbs trees. I have a sight that lists information and a picture so then you'll know what I'm talking about.
YES...AND PINK POODLES TOO
There's something called a red panda, but it's not like a giant panda bear. There are pictures on the website below. They look a lot like red raccoons. I'm not positive, but I think we call them pandas because they live in the same general area as Giant Pandas and they also eat bamboo. Hope this helped!
yes but they dont look like panda bears. here check it out......http://www.statenislandzoo.org/red_panda...

Panda info?

Panda info, like where they live, description, food

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China. Big black and has white spots. Bamboo.

Here is more information

http://www.sandiegozoo.org/zoo/ex_panda_...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panda

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/panda/

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bamboo, isn't it?
In china.
This will be the best site for Panda's information

http://www.panda.org/about_wwf/what_we_d...

please help them by adopting a panda.

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Panda Express question..?!?

Is Panda Express healthy or not? I usually order Broccli Beef or Kun Poa Chicken or Beef and Veggie Roll with Steamed rice or Chow Mein.

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Not Healthy. It is just as bad as any fast food. Most dishes are fried and the sauces are high in sugar, sodium, colors, preservatives etc. There are some veggies but I would compare them to the lettuce and tomato on a burger (as far as nutritional value).

On the other hand...that Orange Chicken is sooooo good.

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It's not the healthiest for you. There are better alternatives. But it sure beats greasy fast food.
It's not healthy. Everything is cooked in lots of oil. Most of the dishes are fried.
Kung Pao Chicken is about 240 cals per serving. Beef w/ Broccoli is about 150 Cals per serving. Veggie spring rolls are 80 cals per serving. The chow mein is 390 calories. For more on what their foods have in it, check out this site. http://www.peertrainer.com/DFcaloriecoun...
it is typical fast food
Generally it's alright but some I have found to be on the oily side. It's really better than most fast foods like McD's burger and fries combo.

How can i delete panda security?

Just to to start, control panel, add/remove and delete the program. Or some program have a delete with start, open all my programs, and look for Panda, and sometimes there is a delete with the program start. (Panda is really junk from Spain).

Here is an excellent free antivirus program from AOL, Active Virus Shield powered by Kaspersky Lab of Russia. Rated # 1 in the world for virus detection. You will get auto updates every hour on the hour, plus an excellent background scanner that really works great. AOL, will only ask you for your email so they can send you a free key good for one year. After one year just request a new key.

http://www.activevirusshield.com/antivir...

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why would you wanna do that? i have panda 07 and is so great i have no problems but... just unistall it from control panel

Panda Bear.?

Do you think that the panda bear should be classified in the bear group? Are taxonomists right with this choice because there is some debate.

Panda Bear.?stinger

The red panda is part of the racoon family so definately shouldn't be classified as a bear

I have spycrush on my pc, tried spybot, superantispy,avg, lavasoft, and panda and norton?

tried panda, norton but none can fine it, any ideas please

I have spycrush on my pc, tried spybot, superantispy,avg, lavasoft, and panda and norton?suzuki

Try rebooting your computer. I know it's a hassle to start from the beginning. But some computers have the option to refresh the computers files to a specific day. I don't know how to find it, but I know it is possible. It happens in the rebooting process, somewhere, when if asks you if you want to reboot back to a specific date. If you have this option avaiable on your computer do it, and reboot back to the date when you last knew you DID NOT have the virus. If this doesn't help. You'll have to get your back-up disks and start from scratch. Sorry.

I have spycrush on my pc, tried spybot, superantispy,avg, lavasoft, and panda and norton?virus

Fortunately you know the name of the offending file which means you can Manually remove it via the Registry. If you do not know how to navigate through the Registry then go to

www.bleepingcomputer.com and click onto Tutorials and then click onto Demystifying the Registry and hopefully you have a Printer to print out the Tutorial for future reference.
Try housecall on http://uk.trendmicro-europe.com/index.ph...
Probably you should take all that garbage off your PC, because they will be putting spyware on it for you. Then clean, defrag, get rid of the temp files and stay away from all questionable Websites.
Have you tried avast virus cleaner, you can download it for free at http://www.avast.com/eng/avast-virus-cle... ,hope this helps
Any computer infected by virus can be easily infected again and again. the best way to do it is build your defense before connecting online on the internet.

At the time of birth which animal's baby weighs only around 113 grams?A)Giant Panda, B)Whale OR

It is definately giant panda. They, like Australian marsupials, give birth to extremely tiny young which are nowhere near fully developed. The baby crawls a short distance to a ready made pouch or simply clings to a nipple for many months until it has developed properly.

Thanks for the interesting question!

At the time of birth which animal's baby weighs only around 113 grams?A)Giant Panda, B)Whale OR C)Elephantsymantic

a for sure.

At the time of birth which animal's baby weighs only around 113 grams?A)Giant Panda, B)Whale OR C)Elephantviruses

why this question but I am pretty sure it is a giant panda
A.... duh!
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A) Giant Panda

During the installation of Panda Platinum 2007 Internet Security, I am prompted to ';Insert Next

I have downloaded the software and don't have a disc. It is looking for some DLL file. I downloaded the software from the site. How can i fix this?

During the installation of Panda Platinum 2007 Internet Security, I am prompted to ''Insert Next Disk''symatec

I'd recommend contacting the source of your download. Alternatively you can attempt to search for that dll file on google.

Ken

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What ply wool is panda zoomy?

http://www.pandayarns.biz/colour_range.a...

gauge on this yarn is 17 stitches and 12 rows in 4 cm using 7.5 mm needles. 79m in 100 grams

literature says its 14 ply and chunky

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If you are looking for what grist or diameter it is equivalent to, its a bulky or chunky weight yarn.

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sounds interesting. sorry i have no idea. go to your local craft store and ask a representative there.

Was it the Evil Panda Babies that made US Senator Craig tap his foot in the loo?

no - i think it was the evil, umm, crustacean like parasites that he was still suffering from his last, umm, encounter.

seriously, dude, stop trying to deny it - we all know you did it, let's shut up and let the homophobic nation forget about it for a little while.

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No, it was the hottie in the next stall.

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Hahahahahahahahahahaha. D'ohWait. What? Evil Panda babies? I like your avatar.
Actually he was listening to Hanson in his headphones and couldn't help but tap out a few beats.
no. it was the evil koalas.
Huh?
Probably. . .
Your question is homophobic. Craig is a scared dude who should have been able to come out of the closet
nope
no, it was his love for penis

Even though I wear silky purple pants suits and gold panda rings on all my fingers and toes everyone

more than my BFF. How can I teach my BFF that its not my fault people want to be my friend?

Poll: Why would you want 36 C's when you are working with D's?

Even though I wear silky purple pants suits and gold panda rings on all my fingers and toes everyone loves me?trojan

What are panda rings? Are they really just rings or is it code for something? I'm not cool, so I don't know.

Even though I wear silky purple pants suits and gold panda rings on all my fingers and toes everyone loves me?abtuvurys 2005

There is this great vending machine that spews out bling necklaces and grillz for only .25 cent each at my grocery store, I am so much better than you. There's even one chain that has some fuzzy dice on it in Hot Pink! That went in my car. Who cares about Ding, I tried to stuff socks into her bra but she had me arrested for fondlement.

I'd like to glance at your Ds.
*le sigh*

here we go. Yes, my boobs are a -10 on the Richter scale.

I do, however, have 10 rings of my OWN and they have GENUINE cubic zirconia (spellcheck, whatEVER) stones which make mine better by default.
Absolutly, you could never be happy with a C
Unwed mom's are way freakier, it's a fact.
loiter in the middle of town leaning on a street light and allow your BFF to see how many girls you pick up.
You had me from silky purple pantsuit..
ahh! so you have the bigger bosoms! i knew there was a reason i picked you to be my mom!
Are D's bigger? I have no clue about all these numbers you're talking about...
while i think i would like your purlpe chest, this bff of yours sounds like a magical gal. oly out.
can I borrow those pants?

I'm sportin' the D's...love em'

Panda antivirus?

Im going of my nut trying to get rid of this rubbish, platctrl.bpl.

ive traced it to panda antivirus, ''name you'r price'', I want this out. ( please help me ) .......

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I have used AVG Anti Virus, Zone Alarm Firewall, Spy-bot Search and Destroy and Ad Aware both spyware killers for years. They are all free for personal use and I have had no trouble with Viruses Trojans etc. AVG does not slow the system down as much as some other products and Zone Alarm allows a lot of personal configuration unlike the Windows Firewall. They can all be downloaded from the following link. http://www.computeractive.co.uk/ On the home page select downloads and then the appropriate category.I also use Windows Defender from the Microsoft site. It is safe to use two anti-spy products but never use more than one A/V as it can cause conflicts. Hope this helps.

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It seems you have virus on your computer.

Install the free AVG anti virus from www.grisoft.com

Or, do a free online virus scan and clean on www.antivirus.com

The above will take care of your virus problems. Additionally, you may want to install the latest Yahoo toolbar with anti spy button that clean spy which steals your information. Get it from http://downloads.yahoo.com/
This is a problem with Panda software and not a malware infection.

PANDA anti virus?

I have been using panda for 12 months I have just renewed my subscription and it tells me I have 3 licences and can use it on 2 other computers I would like to run it on my other computer but have no idea how to do it as I have no disc any ideas welcome thank you

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Don't use me. use AntiVir guard by Avira it's free and it's recommended.
Try going back to the web site where you got it and install it on the other computer. If that doesn't work, then send the link from one computer to the other and start from there.

Good luck!
Don't use PANDA. Use AVG 7.5. It is free, secure, and recommended. You can get it at http://www.grisoft.com

However if you insist on using PANDA and you have two email addresses you can attach the installer to an email then send it to your other one, then open the email on the computer you want to install it on and run the installer.
If you are having trouble go to their website and register on their forum where you can ask for help.

The guys are really dedicated and knowledgable and have helped me out many times.

Good Luck!
If you have more than one email account, you can attach the installer to the email and open the email on the other computer. You can then save the attachment and install it!
Yes you can use it on your other computer up to two more. You can download another copy using your other computer and then enter the license number you have from your first computer.

Panda Graphs or Charts...??

Does anyone know of any links that have graphs or charts about Panda Population?? I really need help, its for a project, and I can't find one! Thanks for your help!!

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Try this site for maps of historical and current panda distribution.

http://www.solcomhouse.com/pandas.htm

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Panda Express!?

who luvz panda express? if u do, wat'z ur fave. entree'?

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very good for being a Chinese fast food joint. most of their dishes would be my favs

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Panda Express is just so-so in my opinion,I prefer the chinese restaurant by my house called Chinatown
I don't. I like salty food but theres is horribly salty. I ate at three different ones all the same good food but the salt will kill u.
i don't love it but the orange chicken is good.
i luv panda express, my fav. are fried rice and kung pao chicken
i do. i like mandrian chicken
when I go to Panda Express I get Chicken with Mushrooms ,

yes I like Mushrooms
Orange Chicken is the best!
i love panda express and my fav. is orange chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!! woo hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
love boneless pork spare ribs with pork fried rice and egg roll and fortune cookies but also like the chicken and broccoli too
I love Panda Express!!! I like the kung pao chicken and orange chicken. Its the best.
The Orange Chicken.

But you really have to hit up a Panda Express at the right ime to get it fresh. It is not as good if it has been sitting in the bin warming.

It also has a lot to do with the workers.
Obviously the orange chicken. Other ones I love are Chicken w/ Potato and Eggplant w/ Garlic Sauce.
I like them, Sesame Orange Chiken is everyone's fav.

But I get a headache after eating there for some reason, even though they are not supposed to have MSG...
yes i like panda exspress . my fav food is orange chiken.
No question - Orange Chicken baby! :)

Panda Predators???

What are the Giant Pamda's Preadators???

I've heard of wild odgs and leopards... R those even true???

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Brown bears, leopards and wild dogs if given the opportunity will prey on giant pandas. However man is its greatest enemy.

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Pandas have no natural predators but they r decling fast due to poaching and deforestation.
The only true predators of pandas are people. People cut down panda's habitat, which is 99% of what they eat. They also shoot the poor things...
Man is the most significant predator to pandas!

Why do you think panda bears have black around the eyes?

Because they keep picking fights with the Hell's Angles in bars. You never want to be near a Panda after they have had five or six of shots of Jack, they are mean drunks and say, what you lookin at, I ain't at the zoo now, a_ _h_le. Then they sucker punch you in the kidneys, with the ususal unfortunate result.

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Because they forgot to take their mascara off.
It's God's way of making sure that they do not have a glare in their eye's.
They are actually not bears. They are large relatives of racoons!
Many animals have black around the eyes. It makes them look bigger, and somewhat obscures the actual boundaries of the eye, in case an enemy should try to injure it.
That's how their fur grows?

Why is some of my hair lighter than the other??
No idea why they have black around the eyes. Maybe they where in a boxing match lol ''black eyes''
to absorb the sunlight so they can see better
it might be because every panda has a different fur pattern and it could be used for identification
Newborn Pandas enter the world completely pink and covered by fine white hairs. After two weeks their eye are still closed and dark spots appear where their eye-patches and ears exist. These dark patches seem to protect their delicate eyes from this day forward. As light would surely affect them while their eyes were still closed. Must be Natures way . I always felt there is a great designer to life-rather you call it God or Nature. It seems it gave life forms what it needed to survive.
The same reason raccoons do.
coz they respectfully disagreed w/the republicans..
too many fights

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is there anything better than kung pow chicken at panda express?? is there any good chinese restaraunts in Orange County??

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Yeah there are a lot especially in Irvine.

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In orange county, you ought to go to the Chinese areas where the ranch 99 supermarkets are. There are real authentic chinese restaurants in those shopping areas. In my opinion, way better than Panda Express.

Go to the link and look for 99 ranches in orange county. When you get there, you should find Sam Woos and other good chinese restaurants.

There's a sam woo link down at the source too. Panda Express is just fake chinese fast food. But your tastes might be suited for that.. :/
yummm I love panda express I get the mandrin chicken
the kung pao chicken at PF Changs is awesome as well.

Also there is a place in WLA called Chen-du %26 it has great KP chicken..

I installed a 60 day free trial of PANDA Anti-virus and didn&#039;t like it so I uninstalled it. It

delete it from c:/program files though. It keeps saying ''Access denied, make sure the disk is not full or write-protected and that the file is not currently in use'' Well, it evidently uninstalled because its not in my add or remove programs but it didn't delete it's folder in my ''Program files'' The only program I know of that could be using it still is Microsoft Office 2003 email, so I uninstalled that and then tried deleting PANDA and it still won't let me. What can I do to delete it from my Program files? I think it is spyware or something! Every time I open my email, a box pops up saying, ''Te add-in ''C:\Program Files\Panda Internet Security 2007...''could not be installed or loaded. This problem may be resolved by using Detect and Repair on the Help menu'' Well, I click ok and then my email still works normally, but I want that and the folder in program files deleted off my computer. I even tried System Restore and it didn't work either. What do I do? Thanks

I installed a 60 day free trial of PANDA Anti-virus and didn't like it so I uninstalled it. It won't let me...viruses

To automatically uninstall the program instruction by Panda themselves

Download the file UNINST_v1012.exe (898 KB) by clicking here. http://www.pandasoftware.com/resources/s...

Save the file, to the Windows Desktop. Double click the item and run it then press Y to start the automatic uninstallation process.

Where should i resume my search for the elusive underwater panda?

I'm having a nice cup of tea with him right now! He got out of the water just for me... would you like to talk to him? He's quite nice... :-)

Where should i resume my search for the elusive underwater panda?

Will do! Thanks! Report It

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Sri Lanka
The Jungle..
Try the ''lagoon'' at West Edmonton Mall. I thought I saw one there once.

鈾||In a Chinese restaurant holding tank. They keep pandas instead of lobsters. Sad but true.
have the penguins help you! i think they know where the panda is!!!!
No matter how hard you try, I refuse to disclose my location. ;)
Check %26 see if hes buddy'd up with the loch ness monster,I here its safe there for Pandas..
over there.
Underwater
strange things have been happening down the end of my street you check there
Marine Land, you could get ideas from the friendly whales

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I think I am a panda.....?

I eat bamboo, sleep and I am black and white. Am I a panda or half way through micheal jacksons transformation?

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I'd go with the panda, cuter than m.j.

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Well, I hope you don麓t just eat, shoot and leave......
''I Am the Walrus'' is a 1967 song by The Beatles, written by John Lennon and credited to Lennon-McCartney.[1] Lennon later claimed he wrote the first two lines on separate acid trips

I allways knew MJ was on drugs also.

Curtdude
Miss Pand .A .Bear
You're just a panda, if you were really MJ's transformation, you'd have to have a preference for plastic than anything natural ;-P
you forgot to take your meds again didnt you?
lol....=)
if you are a panda i think i'am a panther i a'm a black leopard. i eat what i can find. and i sleep up high i wont transform.
hahahahahhahaahhahahhaa.. wow.
I think you are a Panda. :) Just like I sometimes think I'm a cat...
pandas are cute, and MJ is not...so it depends...are you cute?
well michael jackson doesnt eat bamboo and not just sleeps but he does it with children I heard... so you must be a PANDA thats it!
Lucky!!!
Hmmm. You ARE a Panda.

I am a mushroom. Where I work, they keep me in the dark and feed me a lot of manure.
^_^ oooooh, pandas are so cute, are you a cute panda???
You're a Panda. Don't mess with MJ :P

In the running theme Rainbows: Do you like to see a panda dancing over a rainbow?

Don't under estimate things that are cute, fluffy and harmless looking. Remember the rabbit in the movie Monty Pithon And The Holy Grail ? lol...God bless you all !

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yeah.. somewhere over the rainbow

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I'd rather see them dyed in rainbow colors.
I would rather see a couple of lesbians dancing over a rainbow.
That's trippy stuff, man. I could handle that for no longer than 10 minutes.
Who wouldn't!?!?!?! It's like cute, happy, sunshiny goodness.

A Panda...well he's just acting like those Panda's do!!?

A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The waiter brings him the sandwich. The panda bear eats it, pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter, and gets up and starts to walk out. The bartender yells for him to stop. The panda bear asks, ''What do you want?'' The bartender replies, ''First you come in here, order food, kill my waiter, then try to go without paying for your food.'' The panda bear turns around and says, ''Hey! I'm a Panda. Look it up!'' The bartender goes into the back room and looks up panda bear in the encyclopedia, which read: ''Panda: a bear-like marsupial originating in Asian regions. Known largely for it's stark black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.''

A Panda...well he's just acting like those Panda's do!!?agv

Funny. Have a star. :)

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A cleaver one...

Humour from the Wild, is wat yu can call this rather than a joke!

:-)

Love it!
that's smart
read this one before...
lol, i didn't know it said that in the dictionary
that is hilarious
Yes, this is very cute joke! A star for you!

Definition of a Panda.lmao.That's so Funny!!?

One sunny afternoon, a Panda walked into a restuarant. He sat himself down and ordered a pizza, a sandwich, a black forest cake, a bottle of coke, and a whole roasted chicken for lunch. The waiter came back after 20 minutes with the panda's food. The panda ate it in no time and got up to leave.

The waiter: excuse me sir! your bill.

The panda takes out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. The manager is outraged and scared by the panda's actions. The panda started to leave once again but was stopped by the manager.

Manager: Where do you think you're going? You haven't paid my bill yet and on top of that you killed my waiter.

Panda: look up the definition of ''PANDA'' in the dictionary.

The panda left as the manager went to check the definition.

definition: A panda is a white and black animal that eats shoots and leaves.

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Lmao.

Ani, that is the funniest one ive heard in weeks!!

Nice one. Hopefully its yours ?

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is too funny that I Am Crawling on the Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having a Heart Attack.
He is so correct and do not supposed to pay
lol.... dortz
Nice one!
lol ur right that was funny
omg that was so funny. Eat shoots and leaves. lol! that was funny
hehehe I like that one, but I didn't know pandas could read!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

A Panda Bear and a Prostitute ?

It's about 2 o'clock ,and you know how things look in a bar about two o'clock.. well there's a panda bear and a prostitute sitting together, and the woman asks if he would like to go home with her.. the panda bear looks her over and says sure.. so they go to her place they have a good time and the panda bear gets up to leave, when the prostitute yells ,''where do you think you're going?'' the panda bear answers that he is going home, the woman then explains that she is a prostitute and the panda bear answers that he knows but he is a panda bear.. they can't see eye to eye on it so they decide to look it up in a GOOGLE search ... they look up prostitute: a woman that gets paid for sexual favors, the panda bear answers that yes he knew that, now look up panda bear: a black and white bear that eats bushes and leaves.

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A Panda Bear and a Prostitute ?ariel

You got that wrong.

The panda refused the sex and after she kept on pestering him the panda whipped out a gun and killed her. Then he walks out.

Yep the panda eats shoots and leaves.
Nice one keep'em coming!!!
thats is a good one!! haha
... do people really burst when laughing?
Haha!
nice
Eats shoots and leaves...
HA. LOVE IT. [: *******star.
omg.....very funny

Webkinz Panda!!!! :D?

HiHi! I got the webkinz panda today..... I'm thinking of naming it Caroline... Do you like it? Well the main part is..... um...... should I wait to log it into my account or wait for a week untill its May???? (If I log it inon May something, then I get a speical loot bag thingy. :).. )

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I love the webkinz panda name Caroline. Wait until May so you can get a pet of the month package!

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you really should wait till May. It is only 5 days away. I totally would. Caroline is a good name.

I would name mine Celeste. but i did agree on naming my friend koala Eucalyptus
Yeah Caroline is awesome.

Until it is May.
i dont know because if u register a webkinz during extravagaza then u get special presents
wait so you can get cool stuff and name it oreo!

add me lbandditty
i think u should wait a week cuz it will b soooooooo worth it

u can get a special loot bag thingy :]

..

U carlyyy鈾||wait till the may thingy the loot bag thingy sounds cool

my sis has the panda 2 she named it oreo haha
Wait cause you get an awsome loot bag.

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A Panda Riddle?

A panda walks into a bar, eats, shoots, and leaves. The bartender says, ''Thank you! Come again!'' What's up with that?!

*Hint: The bartender is not crazy.

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The panda eats bamboo shoots and green leaves.

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The bartender is an emew!!!!
''stoots'' is like baboo or food the Panda bear eats and they also eat ''leaves''
I THINK YOU ALL GOT IT GOOD JOB
a panda eats bamboo shoots and bamboo leave. by the way i think pandas are awesome

Is this funny??? Panda Bear and Prostitute!!!!?

Panda Bear and Prostitute

It's about 2 o'clock ,and you know how things look in a bar about two o'clock.. well there's a panda bear and a prostitute sitting together, and the woman asks if he would like to go home with her.. the panda bear looks her over and says sure.. so they go to her place they have a good time and the panda bear gets up to leave, when the prostitute yells ,''where do you think you're going?'' the panda bear answers that he is going home, the woman then explains that she is a prostitute and the panda bear answers that he knows but he is a panda bear.. they can't see eye to eye on it so they decide to look it up in WEBSTER's ... they look up prostitute: a woman that gets paid for sexual favors, the panda bear answers that yes he knew that, now look up panda bear: a black and white bear that eats bushes and leaves.

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*snigger* That's fab. Have a star.

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very interesting. and FUNNY!!!
lmao...star.
Yes, I think we don't have enough bear/prostitute jokes, thanks helping with the shortage.
lol for people who dont get it basically means he likes guys
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that was hilarious i almost fell of my chair!
Funny....thanks
that was hilarious except i had to read the last part to actually get it, but it was good.
LOL
I thought it was funny.
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Ha! HA! Ha!

If you could eat a Panda-burger...what would it cost????

Expensive...but I'd be willing to pay just to try it!

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a panda.

duh.

pan-duh.

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not much, only ur life considering ppl would destroy u for doing that....

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Paddy Panda says it's time to.?

What does Paddy Panda want you to do.?

Use you very fertile imagination.

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Buy me a present, I need cheering up!

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to change which eye is his black one!!!
Tuck him up in his bed for a nice little sleep!
Have a sex change!!!

:-)))
buy something
get his bloody tea
Paddy Panda says it's time to go home now.

It has just gone 5 o'clock, so it's time to turn of the computer, turn off the lights and lock the office door behind me.
paddy panda, wants to ride a motorbike through a car wash.

or is paddy his name .
he wants me to punchy wunchy all the ickle people standing in his way
time for a bath then off to bed ready for a brand new day!
jim jnr m x find him a patricia panda to give him love and cuddles and look after him x lol
Stop pretending I have will power and eat that bar of chocolate that is sitting on the table in front of me !
We have Picked a place for a Paddy Panda Party so people passing the place will parade ,we have permission and a permit ,to the Penthouse were Paddy Panda persuades patrons not to penetrate while the proceedings particular to Jim Jnr M .....there's a pamphlet! Please use the private parlor !!We don't want to call the Paddy Wagon!! Quite the parody !!
finish cleaning the blood off my toe %26 treat the cut, perchance?

A panda walks into a bar....?

A panda bear walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a steak. Once he's done, he shoots him and then walks away. WHY?

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cuz the panda eats shoots and leaves

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Pandas aren't veggie actually, they eat bamboo, AND small rodents! I am a Panda, (I'm also a fish) Report It


pandas dont eat steak!!!
pandas eat bamboo
this is a joke from the book eats,shoots, and leaves. it is a grammar book, so this joke shows how bad grammar can cause things to be interperteted wrongly.it is supossed to a panda eats shoots and leaves, not eats,shoots, and leaves.
panda's r veggies.
Panda's are vegetarians, strictly bamboo shoots. Wait is that what he shot him with? Bamboo?

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Which panda?

i dont know which panda is more extinct the red or the giant and i need to know for a project.

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The red panda is more slightly more endangered in the wild, but it is much easier to breed in captivity than the giant panda. Over 300 red panda cubs have been bred in captivity in the last 20 years, on the other hand Giant Pandas have only successfully bred about 60 times in that same time period. For long term survival, it seems that the Red Panda has better chances, even if it is only in captivity.

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according to the numbers on wikipedia, it looks like the giant panda is more rare in the wild, but there are a lot in zoos. not so much with the red panda. hope that helps.
there are about 2,500 Red Pandas left in the wild.

there are about 3000 giant panda left in the wild in china.

so red is more endangered.
red
Look at both websites. They say how many of each are left.
neither are extinct

but the red is way more endangered than the giant
red
What do you mean? How can it be ''More extinct''?

If it's extinct then it is no more..
actally ist the celtic plaid panda
the red
i think its red
its the red panda
probably the red panda, its also very small
RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...