Monday, August 16, 2010

A well dressed Panda went into a restaurant?

Ate his meal, and then reached into his shoulder holster, pulled out a gun, shot a hole in the ceiling, and then left the restaurant.



The next night he did the same thing again.



On the third night, the waitress approached him and asked,



''Why did you eat your dinner and then shoot a hole in the ceiling?''



The Panda replied, ''It is in my nature.''



Question: What did he mean by ''it was in his nature''?



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He eats, shoots and leaves.



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The original story involved a frog %26 a scorpion being trapped by a flooding river--the scorpion asked the frog if it could ride on it's back to safety--the frog was afraid the scorpion would bite him--the scorpion promised not to if the frog rescued it--yet half way across the stream--the scorpion did indeed bite the frog--but before they both drowned the frog asked why he did it--the scorpion replied-''it's in my nature''.
Maybe he was polite enough not to break wind instead.



Get A Grip.
this question does not make sence to me

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