One sunny afternoon, a Panda walked into a restuarant. He sat himself down and ordered a pizza, a sandwich, a black forest cake, a bottle of coke, and a whole roasted chicken for lunch. The waiter came back after 20 minutes with the panda's food. The panda ate it in no time and got up to leave.
The waiter: excuse me sir! your bill.
The panda takes out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. The manager is outraged and scared by the panda's actions. The panda started to leave once again but was stopped by the manager.
Manager: Where do you think you're going? You haven't paid my bill yet and on top of that you killed my waiter.
Panda: look up the definition of ''PANDA'' in the dictionary.
The panda left as the manager went to check the definition.
definition: A panda is a white and black animal that eats shoots and leaves.
Definition of a Panda.lmao.That's so Funny!!?anti virus protection
Lmao.
Ani, that is the funniest one ive heard in weeks!!
Nice one. Hopefully its yours ?
Definition of a Panda.lmao.That's so Funny!!?antivirus
is too funny that I Am Crawling on the Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having a Heart Attack.
He is so correct and do not supposed to pay
lol.... dortz
Nice one!
lol ur right that was funny
omg that was so funny. Eat shoots and leaves. lol! that was funny
hehehe I like that one, but I didn't know pandas could read!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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