JOKE! Ok, so a panda walks into...?

... a restaurant %26 eats. He then stands, pulls out gun %26 shoots the waitor. He starts to leave when the manager comes up %26 says, ''What!? You just shot my waitor! Where are you going!?''

The panda replies, ''I'm a panda. Look it up.'' The manager opens a dictionary %26 reads, ''panda: An asian bear w/ black %26 white markings. Eats, shoots, %26 leaves.''

Ha ha ha! ...what? If you don't get it-- eats bamboo shoots %26 bamboo leaves.

JOKE! Ok, so a panda walks into...?norton antivirus

well done

a panda walks into a bar a says can i have a whiskey and

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coke.

the bartender asked why the big pause

the panda replied i don't know i always had them

JOKE! Ok, so a panda walks into...?security

cute joke
Love it! That's so funny. Thanks for the smile.
I heard it before.
LIKE IT, - A LOT!

Have a STAR, - you gave me a GIGGLE, when I needed cheering up, - so THANK YOU!
*best one of the day -__-
its a great joke i really enjoyed it my little brother repeats it to everyone.
A panda eats bamboo shoots and leaves. I understand. Nice one.
really funny thanks
:) hehe
nice
Liked it.

Wanna be friends?

I gave you a star by the way.

Did you make that one up?

AWESOME!
silly panda.
Haha thats good XD