A Panda bear walks into a diner.?

He orders lunch.

Eats it.

Pulls out a gun and kills the waitress.

On his way out, he's stopped by the other customers who ask him why he killed the waitress.

He says ''I'm a Panda bear, look it up.''

Panda bear - Large bear with black and white fur. indigenous to mountainous regions of Asia, eats shoots and leaves.

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wow, u stole that straight from the book Eats Shoots and Leaves. way to be creative.
haha
tasty!
Loved it
hehehe, cute.