A Panda...well he's just acting like those Panda's do!!?

A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The waiter brings him the sandwich. The panda bear eats it, pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter, and gets up and starts to walk out. The bartender yells for him to stop. The panda bear asks, ''What do you want?'' The bartender replies, ''First you come in here, order food, kill my waiter, then try to go without paying for your food.'' The panda bear turns around and says, ''Hey! I'm a Panda. Look it up!'' The bartender goes into the back room and looks up panda bear in the encyclopedia, which read: ''Panda: a bear-like marsupial originating in Asian regions. Known largely for it's stark black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.''

A Panda...well he's just acting like those Panda's do!!?agv

Funny. Have a star. :)

A Panda...well he's just acting like those Panda's do!!?antivirus software

A cleaver one...

Humour from the Wild, is wat yu can call this rather than a joke!

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Love it!
that's smart
read this one before...
lol, i didn't know it said that in the dictionary
that is hilarious
Yes, this is very cute joke! A star for you!