Would pandas breed more if they were on social security benefits?

After all, they got the black eyes already

Would pandas breed more if they were on social security benefits?norton 2008

You would need three males as the female would need to have offspring by at least three different fathers. Oh and Jeremy Kyle (Maury if you are in the US) to match up which cub belongs to which dad.

Would pandas breed more if they were on social security benefits?pop up blocker

LMAO
Throw in the council house and 'economic migrant' application, they'd jump (literally..) at it..
sounds reasonable but why SS im suprised you didnt say welfare?
Wow, umm, no

They breed enough, its the stupid hunters and lumber people cutting down their home thats making them endangered. Wow
I think that's a theory worth exploring. perhaps you should apply for a research loan from the government. Take 2 pandas, give them social security, %26 watch them for 6 months. If you don't proove the breeding thing, at least it would make a vaguely interesting fly on the wall documentary. I know I'd watch.

(Would the pandas be given the correct attire, ie: Tracksuit bottoms and some jewellry by Jordan?)
Lol! Have a star x
lol very good!! so lets start giving them houses in council estates and putting them on benefits. The planet will be overrun with them soon!!
LOL!!!