The panda joke?

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, ''Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food.''

The panda yells back, ''Hey, man, I'm a panda. Look it up!''

The bartender opens his dictionary to panda: ''A tree-climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.''

The panda joke?kawasaki

ha ha ha ha so funny ha ha ha ha

and it takes a lot to make me laugh

The panda joke?nortan antivirus

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lol....hahahaha
hahaha good one!!
haha..

thumbs up!!
nice
that was crazy funny hahaha
Ive heard one similar but it was prostitute questioning said panda and the definition was eats bush and leaves
yeah i've heard that one before

an oldie but a goodie
hahahahahaHAHAHAHA!! very good. STAR! :-)
hahaha
I like that joke :P
That's funny.
haha! yeah, i posted that joke yesterday. it's really funny!