A Panda walks into a cafe,sits down and ordes a sandwich.?

He eats the sandwich ,pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, Hey !

where are you going ? you just shot my waiter and you didn't even pay for your food !''

The panda yells back at the manager,''Hey man, I'm a panda ! look it up !''

The manager opens his dictionary and reads the following definition for panda:

''A tree -dwelling placental mammal of Asian origin,characterized by distinct black an white colouring.

Eats,shoots and leaves.''

All that because of a comma...

A Panda walks into a cafe,sits down and ordes a sandwich.?norten

it so weird...my teacher told us that joke today in class!

A Panda walks into a cafe,sits down and ordes a sandwich.?panda

i don get it
WOW! Simply terrific! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!!
lmao i'm giving my mom that book for her birthday!
Hmm! that's a deadly comma.
hahahha.
hahahaha lol love it!!!!!!!!!

darn comma!!
Great one... LOL....
Hahaha! Great Joke! =D amazing.
NIce
thats just like the wombat here in australia, it eats, roots and leaves.

Look up the slang word for root.