A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts to walk out the door.
The owner of the restaurant says, 鈥淗ey, what are you doing? You come in here, you kill my waiter and walk away without saying a word. I don鈥檛 understand.鈥?br>
The panda says, 鈥淟ook it up in the dictionary,鈥?and walks out of the door.
So the owner gets out a dictionary and looks under the heading 鈥淧anda鈥? It reads:
鈥淧anda black and white animal; lives in central China; eats shoots and leaves.鈥?br>Beware of the panda - funny or not?pc security
your best yet
Beware of the panda - funny or not?symantic
Hah! I get it. It made me smile =)
A little bit I guess, but its too long.
ha ha ha, think i already answered this one, lol
okkk. . . .
yes it is funny. lol
wow that was actually funny =D for once i can actually use the word LOL and actually laugh out loud. wow im sad. ahha but good joke!
funny
I guess someone musta ReAD the dictionary to the misinformed Panda!
Silly Panda.
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